by John M. Carlson
Julia wondered if it was a good idea having a glass of champagne that night. One of her medicines had been making her feel a bit clumsy as it was, and alcohol might make that problem even worse. She didn’t want to be clumsy tonight.
But champagne was a tradition. Every fall, Julia and Stuart, her husband, visited California. They traveled about, visiting family and friends. They always ended up at a quaint inn located by a scenic lake. On their last evening at the inn, they sat by the lake at dusk, and enjoyed a bottle of champagne. Their champagne tradition hadn’t changed in twenty years, except they now were able to afford real French champagne, instead of André.
She didn’t want to break the champagne tradition. Not this year. Not since it would be her last year staying at this inn. Her oncologist made it very clear that she wouldn’t live much longer.
That night, Julia and Stuart sat in silence. They sipped champagne, and looked at the lake as the sun slowly set.
This was always the best part of these vacations, she thought. Stuart’s sister was always nasty. Then, there was so much rush-rush-rush visiting other people and places. But there was peace here at the lake. The lake was also a small chunk of paradise on earth. Discovering this place was the best thing that had happened during their marriage. There were times when she even thought it was the only good thing that had happened during their marriage.
“It’s sad to think that this will be the last time I’ll ever be here,” she said.
“You don’t know that!” Stuart’s voice had fake cheer in it. “The doctor could be wrong!”
“He hasn’t been wrong about anything up till now.” Julia sighed. “I’d once dreamed of moving here when you retire.”
“That would never happen. It’s nice visiting this place. I like it. But retire here? With taxes like they are in California? No lake is scenic enough for that!”
“Anyway, I want to make something clear. This place is special. Very special. And I don’t want you bringing some other woman here after I’m gone.”
“I won’t. I promise.”
“So you say now. But I know you. I’ll die in a few months. After a suitable period, you’ll go out and find someone new. You’ll haul her down here to meet your crazy sister. And, on the way home, you’ll probably stop by here to show her the lovely inn you learned about during your first marriage.”
“Trust me, that won’t happen,” Stuart said. “I won’t be getting married again. I learn from my mistakes.”
“I’m not only thinking about a new wife. This also includes girlfriends.” She pulled her gun out of her large purse.
“Are you crazy?” Stuart yelped. “Bringing your gun to California? You don’t have a license here!”
“What will they do if they catch me? Put me in prison for life? That wouldn’t be a very long sentence in my case.”
She stood, feeling a bit unsteady on her feet, thanks to the champagne and the doctor’s wonder drug. She snapped the gun’s safety off, and pointed the gun at Stuart.
“I’m going to make sure you never bring another woman here! Ever!”
“Julia! I promised you! Isn’t my word good enough? Haven’t I stayed with you, honoring my marriage vows?”
“Oh, you did an absolutely wonderful job honoring those vows. You think I don’t know about Kimberly? Or Carrie? Or Nancy? Or Stacy? Or Consuela? Why don’t you be honest? The only reason you stayed with me was because I come from a good family, and that helped you professionally. Face it, Stuart, there is no reason to believe you won’t forget any promise you make now. Or you’ll laugh about your promise when you bring some 21-year-old bimbo here. So I’m going to make sure you never, ever bring another woman to my lake. Goodbye, Stuart. I’ll see you on the other side of the grave, if there is an other side.”
He said “no” like he was saying “no” to a dog threatening to vomit in the middle of the living room. You’d think he’d beg for mercy, she thought. No matter.
She pulled the trigger.
She was a good shot. And she hit her target perfectly now. Stuart slumped in his seat, dead.
She sat back down. She picked up her glass, and finished her last sip of champagne. Her last sip ever.
She put the gun into her mouth. Then, while staring at the lake she loved, Julia pulled the trigger.